Speaking of Gifts


The things that make me happy…


  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal
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how to deceive trickery。: how you can tell that someone doesn't know shit about hip-hop culture:

cynique:

  • if they think hip-hop culture started with tupac and biggie
  • if they think rapping is all about getting them bitches and hoes
  • if they think that a woman who’s immersed in hip-hop culture has internalized misogyny
  • if they think that real hip-hop is about thug life
  • if they think that hip-hop…
Via how to deceive trickery。


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imnotcrazy-imjustalittleunwell asked: okay so i dont always watch cold case but every time i do im reminded how fucking AWESOME it is. seriously.

This is true!



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So my Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, and Thoughts…

ALL want to be connected.  But there is a different me in each of them, so people would be like WOAH that’s weird every time a post from a different site came up.  Like you can’t act miserable on Twitter or Facebook because you KNOW PEOPLE on there and you don’t want them to think you’re a brat, or in my case, you don’t particularly want to talk to them about it.  So… yeah.  It sucks.  



wtfpoliticalcartoons:

secotm:

It’s a slippery slope, Terry Wise is saying. Since we’ve allowed Teh Gays to exist it’s only a matter of time before we come to accept bestiality, necrophilia, and pedophilia.

Because that’s the only logical outcome.

You build a cat flap, and the next thing you know, your kitchen will be invaded by Mountain Lions.

*just for argument’s sake* No one take offense, or I’ll be pissed.

What if homosexuality isn’t a mountain lion in comparison to necrophilia, pedophilia, and bestiality?  I’m sure this is different for everyone.  Not to mention the fact that there are groups of people that think all of those things should be legal.  Groups starting just like the groups for homosexuality.


OMG HOUSE IS BEGINNING TO END RIGHT NOW AND I’M GONNA CRY AND THIS BETTER BE GREAT.


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